The Rambling Moron

While nobody would've thought this two weeks ago, we find ourselves in curious times. Stuck at home. Working from home....

These are heavy times. These are the times that test men's souls. These are the voyages of the... No, wait....

We have a ton of problems in this country. Politics. Racial unrest. Pandemics. There seems to be a lack of...

Like most of you, I have a 9-5 job sitting in a cube farm sending emails all day. Pretty basic...

I would like to say that I take full responsibility. I am sorry - not only to my readers, but...

For shame! Have they no morals! There were kids there!! These were some of the complaints following Wednesday's Chiefs celebration...

Who was your first sports hero? For me, early days at Kauffman Stadium were rich with applicants. Freddie Patek. Frank...

If you blinked, you probably missed it. More likely, however, you probably just stayed in bed. If you're unfamiliar, I'm...

Life is funny. Every Sunday, I find myself staring at a television. Most days it's in my living room. Occasionally,...

The text came in around 10 am on Saturday morning. “Your package is 8 stops away!” I looked outside and...

It's easy to sit here and say that I wanted to be Denny Matthews or Joe Posnanski or Chris Berman...

The cyber lifestyle has brought us ways to do nearly everything faster. I just ordered an entire refrigerator of groceries...

At the corner of 12th and Main Street in downtown Kansas City sits the Empire Theater. I am standing near...

You guys, I'm trying. I really am. But with every year that passes, I can't help it. The scowl is...

It is presumed that Man has walked the earth for nearly 200,000 years. Evolution has worked slowly. First, it was...

Happy Thanksgiving, readers! This week, obviously, is one of the most anticipated holidays of the year. It's where you get...

In case you missed it, Platte County's university is on target for another national title. The Park University women's volleyball...

R​eaders, I’m going to do something selfish this week. I’m going to write this solely so that I can see...

The magnificent movie theater in North Kansas City, Screenland Armour, was showing 2001: A Space Odyssey the other day. That's...

Busy, busy, busy. Plus I'm in kind of a bad mood because they already have Christmas stuff out at Lowes....