The Rambling Moron

It was a Tuesday. There I stood at a Burger King holding my tray of chicken fries and regret. The...

Congratulations to the Class of 2025. You did it. You're the first true post-COVID graduates—meaning you've survived remote learning, mask...

You know that awkward moment when you catch yourself saying “thank you” to your microwave? No? Just me? Well, according...

Folks, I am here today to talk about a hot topic that has been causing quite a stir in the...

Owning a Tesla used to be a statement—a declaration that you cared about the planet, technology, and the undeniable cool...

Remember when you had a 401(k)? Like…three months ago? Wasn't that fun? Back then, you could daydream about retiring on...

As many of you who have perused this space over the past decade plus, you'll know that I work in...

Over the past week, I've started paring down my TV options and subscriptions. They really catch up with you after...

There's nothing more patriotic than trucking it down to Houston or New Orleans or Tampa Bay and taking a swim...

The former CEO of Disney, Bob Iger, said “The riskiest thing we can do is just maintain the status quo.”...

We all know what happened. We've gotten really good at Internet sleuthing, jumping to conclusions, and being forensic scientists. Of...

Despite what you hear on certain television stations, presidents are not autonomous Kings. Of course, they would love to believe...

If you can rely on one thing, it's that publicly traded companies are always looking for ways to take every...

Every one of us has some image or example pop into our head when we hear the word “censorship.” To...

Happy New Year, Kansas City!! The upcoming 2025 year is bound to be a wild one - if you're not...

In a few weeks we will have a new(ish) president. Since presidents can now be over 100 years old, apparently,...

A man walks into the doctor and says “hey Doc, my elbow hurts when I bend it like this…” The...

There are only a few moral absolutes that we all agree on. And now that I type this, I'm wondering...

Last week, I talked about the clown car that is sending doofus after doofus to Washington to run the Trump...

The second Trump administration is starting to round out in anticipation of Inauguration Day. Given his propensity to reward fierce...