The Rambling Moron

Listen, if you're a farmer or a deck-builder, or someone who doesn't own a computer, just stop reading right now....

This week marks the beginning of the fall sports season for high school and college athletics. You might know it...

Please mark this week's column as TOP SECRET. It contains some very important information that you should definitely not flush...

This whole thing was started, basically, out of spite. I don't mean the opinion column. I don't mean my oddly...

Like most of us, last Tuesday morning was interrupted with a BLUE ALERT on our phones indicating that there was...

Ten. Ten Kansas City Royals did their own research and, effectively, opted for their own selfishness over their team. Okay....

And here we are. The pandemic is over.* We return to normal. Lines in the Starbucks drive-thru. Morning radio hosts...

I can't remember the first game I went to with my dad. Partly, because there were so many. I have...

Time is weird. As humans, we have a really strange relationship with time. On the one hand, we can watch...

My son had been gone nearly seven days. Occasionally we'd get a text or see a random Snapchat from his...

Get out the Gold Bond people because summer has arrived like a drunken relative at Thanksgiving excited to show you...

It will come as no surprise to most of you that I am woefully addicted to Twitter. I believe this...

Unless you've been living under a rock the last few weeks, you've heard about the leak. No, I'm not talking...

If you had a bajillionty gajillion dollars, what's the first thing you would do? Like the very first thing? Would...

When one approaches the age of 50, there are a number of opportunities that open up. The most obvious is...

There's been a lot of talk recently about the phenomenon of canceling someone when they are found to make statements...

The older I seem to get, and the crazier the world gets around me, I seem to be having more...

In the early 1990's a Kansas City North businessman began a company with his friends to digitize health care. One...

Now that the Major League Baseball lockout has ended, it has officially entered the most wonderful time of the year...

For the first time in nearly 30 years, there will be no baseball played at Kauffman Stadium on Opening Day....