The Rambling Moron

There are five senses. I think that the one that is the least appreciated would be the sense of smell....

You're scared. No idea how you got to be that scared, but this is a community that is terrified. We...

We've all heard the phrase "go woke, go broke" being thrown around a lot lately. It's the idea that when...

Sports gambling is now legal in Missouri despite what you read in the pages of The Landmark. Well, to be...

There's an old SNL skit with Jason Sudeikis and Kristin Wiig called “Two A-Holes” and it was a recurring bit...

This column is about poop. I imagine that, at some level, you could say this about the previous 517 columns...

Unfortunately, I have some sad news to share with you. This column will be ending soon. I mean… not like...

What's the difference between the U.S. Space Force and the Philadelphia Eagles defensive secondary? (Answer at the end of the...

There's a line in The Office where Michael Scott looks out over his friends and says, “I wish you knew...

Apparently, I've been working too hard because all I've done in two days of vacation have slept. Also, mediocrity is...

Here's an opportunity to go behind the curtain here at The Landmark a bit. There is a group text chain...

Imagine walking through the Sistine Chapel and you pass a man carrying cans of paint and a brush. “What are...

During the musical “Hamilton,” right after the intermission half-way through the show, the second half starts with the previously unseen...

Almost immediately, I knew this was going to be a big deal. I was at a picnic in 2009 and...

By now, you have likely picked up on one of my writing crutches. I might start talking about something completely...

It's been building for years. Ever since you were kicked off of the junior varsity squad, you knew this moment...

The absolute best commercial on TV right now (that isn't the Dr. Rick commercials--Stop leaving voicemails! You're turning into your...

The voice of the people is an important one. Wait. No. That's not right. Let me try again. People are...

This week marked the final week that Dayton Moore was in charge of the Kansas City Royals. His tenure with...

A few months ago, I changed day jobs. I took nearly an identical role with a company based out of...