The Rambling Moron

Picture yourself in a boat on a river / with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.Somebody calls you / you answer...

It's back to school season which, apparently, starts around the Fourth of July now. Nevertheless, kiddos are grabbing their pencils...

Last week, violent winds, golf ball sized hail, and torrential rains swept across a city desperate to see any sort...

This is a story about a farm with a cock problem. Since they were cockerel's there have always been two...

Another week has passed and yet another rich stupid person is in the news for being rich and stupid. We...

Another week has passed and yet another rich stupid person is in the news for being rich and stupid. We...

Those of you who have followed this space for any length of time, certainly know that my life is lived...

There was a grocery store down the street from where I grew up called Bob's IGA. Inside of that store...

We had a pretty funny moment the other day in our production booth at the Kansas City Monarchs where I'm...

Don't blink. Right now we are in the best season of the year. No, I'm not just talking about the...

Tipping is a custom that's been around for centuries, but it's still not entirely clear why we do it. Some...

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past several weeks, you know that Kansas City recently hosted the...

The tents are being dismantled. The stage is nearly gone. Traffic has returned somewhat to normal in our town as...

There are five senses. I think that the one that is the least appreciated would be the sense of smell....

You're scared. No idea how you got to be that scared, but this is a community that is terrified. We...

We've all heard the phrase "go woke, go broke" being thrown around a lot lately. It's the idea that when...

Sports gambling is now legal in Missouri despite what you read in the pages of The Landmark. Well, to be...

There's an old SNL skit with Jason Sudeikis and Kristin Wiig called “Two A-Holes” and it was a recurring bit...

This column is about poop. I imagine that, at some level, you could say this about the previous 517 columns...

Unfortunately, I have some sad news to share with you. This column will be ending soon. I mean… not like...