The Rambling Moron

Having just completed watching Avengers: Endgame and the Battle of Winterfell on Game of Thrones in the span of about...

"A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.” --Fictitious Sean Parker, The Social Network H​ow long...

Today marks my wife and my’s 20th wedding anniversary. April 17, 1999. I have never been one of those husbands...

Listen, nobody is going to mistake me for a rocket scientist. Let's get that out of the way at the...

Do you remember the commercial when you were younger where the man and woman were both walking down the street...

Happy Opening Day, Kansas City. Opening Day means that you've survived another winter; you've survived another football and college basketball...

As we rapidly approach my 350th column for this wonderful weekly newspaper, we've covered politics, and family, and silliness. If...

There used to be a Twitter account called @NFLDraftPicks100 that seemed to have an uncanny ability to guess who a...

This column is going to be like the weather... All over the place. Even though Mother Nature doesn't seem to...

It is with great thanks that this message reaches you at such a desperate hour. You don't know how relieved...

Over the past nine months, I've had the honor of knowing a Major League baseball player. A pitcher for the...

Thanks for joining the rest of us. Please, come in. Barack brought some calorie free cheese dip in the back,...