The Rambling Moron

In an instant, there's such a feeling of pride. In an instant, you're going over the statistics in your head...

Do you remember what you thought the future was going to be like when you were a kid? I was...

Even though summer is the time for being outdoors and (maybe) enjoying it not raining every day, I do get...

Occasionally, you'll hear a whisper of it. Maybe you're in line at the grocery store and someone slips up. Possibly,...

Nostalgia is understandable. I get it. Over time, the past softens. The hard edges melt under the passage of years....

Just this week, my wife and I have left work early three times for 4:00 baseball games. I attended a...

Having just completed watching Avengers: Endgame and the Battle of Winterfell on Game of Thrones in the span of about...

"A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.” --Fictitious Sean Parker, The Social Network H​ow long...

Today marks my wife and my’s 20th wedding anniversary. April 17, 1999. I have never been one of those husbands...

Listen, nobody is going to mistake me for a rocket scientist. Let's get that out of the way at the...

Do you remember the commercial when you were younger where the man and woman were both walking down the street...

Happy Opening Day, Kansas City. Opening Day means that you've survived another winter; you've survived another football and college basketball...

As we rapidly approach my 350th column for this wonderful weekly newspaper, we've covered politics, and family, and silliness. If...

There used to be a Twitter account called @NFLDraftPicks100 that seemed to have an uncanny ability to guess who a...

This column is going to be like the weather... All over the place. Even though Mother Nature doesn't seem to...

It is with great thanks that this message reaches you at such a desperate hour. You don't know how relieved...

Over the past nine months, I've had the honor of knowing a Major League baseball player. A pitcher for the...

Thanks for joining the rest of us. Please, come in. Barack brought some calorie free cheese dip in the back,...