The Rambling Moron

Apparently, I've been working too hard because all I've done in two days of vacation have slept. Also, mediocrity is...

Here's an opportunity to go behind the curtain here at The Landmark a bit. There is a group text chain...

Imagine walking through the Sistine Chapel and you pass a man carrying cans of paint and a brush. “What are...

During the musical “Hamilton,” right after the intermission half-way through the show, the second half starts with the previously unseen...

Almost immediately, I knew this was going to be a big deal. I was at a picnic in 2009 and...

By now, you have likely picked up on one of my writing crutches. I might start talking about something completely...

It's been building for years. Ever since you were kicked off of the junior varsity squad, you knew this moment...

The absolute best commercial on TV right now (that isn't the Dr. Rick commercials--Stop leaving voicemails! You're turning into your...

The voice of the people is an important one. Wait. No. That's not right. Let me try again. People are...

This week marked the final week that Dayton Moore was in charge of the Kansas City Royals. His tenure with...

A few months ago, I changed day jobs. I took nearly an identical role with a company based out of...

Listen, if you're a farmer or a deck-builder, or someone who doesn't own a computer, just stop reading right now....

This week marks the beginning of the fall sports season for high school and college athletics. You might know it...

Please mark this week's column as TOP SECRET. It contains some very important information that you should definitely not flush...

This whole thing was started, basically, out of spite. I don't mean the opinion column. I don't mean my oddly...

Like most of us, last Tuesday morning was interrupted with a BLUE ALERT on our phones indicating that there was...

Ten. Ten Kansas City Royals did their own research and, effectively, opted for their own selfishness over their team. Okay....

And here we are. The pandemic is over.* We return to normal. Lines in the Starbucks drive-thru. Morning radio hosts...

I can't remember the first game I went to with my dad. Partly, because there were so many. I have...

Time is weird. As humans, we have a really strange relationship with time. On the one hand, we can watch...