The Rambling Moron

For the past 35 years, I've been a baseball official. I went to professional umpire school for it in the...

There was once a frog who decided to take a swim. The water was cool and fun to swim around...

There's been a lot of forced change over the last two years - for all of us. Some of us...

Many, many years ago, I spent the majority of my Friday nights at my cousin's house. It was the only...

It was the spring of 1992 and I was a member of the Marching Mizzou basketball pep band from the...

We're all friends here, right? So I think I can tell you that lately I've been feeling my age a...

In the early 1800's, Europeans began to adapt the games of cricket and rounders into a new game that would...

As you've probably noticed by the commercials every 12 seconds on TV, the Olympics are almost here. Let's set aside...

Leave it to baseball to have a multitude of right options and choose the dumbest one. This is a story...

The sign on the door read "DINING ROOM CLOSED--STAFF SHORTAGE." The note went on to explain that the drive thru...

Recently, the Discovery Channel bought Time Warner, or Time Warner bought Discovery channel. Or something. It was a $43 billion...

First off, I'd like to say that this wasn't my best column. Lots of things going on and I'm not...

Webster's defines change as "to transform or convert." Gladly, some things have changed in the number of years since I've...

How can they cram so much into one week? Just this week alone, I've got my son's graduation, our end...

It's not like I was expecting a parade. Well, I mean, I don't really know what I was expecting. However,...

It's graduation season once again. And, for me, this is a very special one because I am the father of...

Every Friday, I wake up to a text. No matter if it's before dawn, the text is always there waiting...

At one point on Sunday there were three active shooter events happening on my Twitter feed - the most recent...

There are people in the world whose job it is to know everything there is to know about flowers. That...

This was the first week of Major League Baseball. As we've mentioned in the past couple of weeks, many of...