El morón vagabundo

It was yesterday afternoon when I was interacting with my ChatGPT application and I recognized a silent milestone. I've started...

Welcome to the World Cup! Oh, this one doesn't have flags and soccer balls. This is one where the new...

Put down the remote and pick up your own brain, because the internet is having a full-on emergency about TV...

In 1826, Nicéphore Niépce produced the first known permanent photograph. The photograph was of an innocuous rooftop and the exposure...

Finally. The Chiefs are moving to Kansas. And not just any location in Kansas. Kansas City, Kansas, to be exact....

I'm moving. Not because I want to, necessarily, but because I've finally accepted an uncomfortable truth: with me getting a...

I know I just wrote about the Kansas City Chiefs last week and how they were not likely to make...

One of the best naps I ever took was after I decided to hike to the top of a mountain....

As I sit here this morning, a heavy snow is falling for the first time this winter. This mean, at...

Look, I'm not saying this Thanksgiving is going to require more wine than usual, but I did notice Costco started...

Day 45 of the government shutdown, and I've realized something profound: I miss the National Park Rangers more than I...

A recent Monday morning ambushed us with digital silence. There you were, scrolling mindlessly mid-bathroom break, when suddenly—no more Snapchat,...

The Robots are coming! The Robots are coming! The robots are coming alright, but they're coming for our jobs, and...

The blue highway signs with white arrows pointing toward hamburgers and toilets are, I would argue, the pinnacle of American...

In 1787, Alexander Hamilton sat down with a quill, some parchment, and the kind of caffeine-fueled ambition that today would...

In this digital age, everything written, everything videotaped, and everything performed just adds onto each other. A press conference. A...

Let's face it — American politics has become a spectator sport with higher stakes and worse refereeing than the NFL...

These days, walking into a grocery store feels less like errand-running and more like auditioning for Supermarket Sweep during hyperinflation....

Let's unpack this like a pair of skinny jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. Sydney Sweeney, star of Euphoria and professional smoke...

It was the winter of 1991 when my dad and I loaded my suitcase in a van and drove from...