When did “John Wallis” get on The Landmark payroll? I better check with my accountant.
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as I introduce you to the eighth wonder of the political world—a man so astoundingly ordinary that he makes vanilla seem like a wild flavor choice. Tim Walz, the vice-presidential candidate who is so unremarkable,...
I'm not sure who I need to speak to, but I apparently have a 40-year high school reunion this month. Someone has made a huge mistake because there is no way it has been 40 years. I'm going to call...
If you’re the kind of person who likes reminders and advance warning of tax issues on an election ballot, you’ve come to the right place. You probably noticed on last week’s front page that a Platte County judge ordered the...
MAN WITH WARRANT FROM COLE COUNTY BARRICADED IN ROOM (UPDATE: Around 7:50 a.m. Thursday, authorities reported the incident has ended peacefully. Cpt. Jeffrey Shanks says concerned for the man's well being, officers conducted what is known as a "soft entry"...
