Políticos bailando, bebiendo en NFM

Dance like no one is watching

norteebraska Furniture Mart tiene cerveza y vino disponibles para los compradores. Literalmente, puede caminar y beber mientras compra ese sofá de dos plazas perfecto. Me encanta América. Las leyes sobre el alcohol son fácilmente las leyes más confusas del país, justo detrás de los mandatos de cierre y los poderes incompletos que permiten tales acciones gubernamentales.


Just making sure you’re aware, but there is an election on Nov. 3. Better get out there and vote. Mask up and treat your poll workers or postal workers right. No tips required unless you’re changing someone’s vote and then those are called bribes and felonies. Words matter, people!


The Kansas City Star continues to dive into a deeper liberal narrative by the day. This weekend they ran an article on violence in Kansas City and this is the headline. “What is driving gun violence in KC? The community answer: Lack of trust in police.”

¿Qué? Ese es un resumen ridículo extraído de un pequeño porcentaje de residentes citados en el artículo. The Star continúa impulsando esta narrativa, tal como han impulsado la narrativa durante años de que los legisladores de otros estados han sido de alguna manera responsables de la violencia armada en las ciudades.

While gun violence is a complicated subject matter, laying the blame for the action of criminals at the feet of the very people that protect the community doesn’t appear to be beneficial or even accurate. It is another step in the coddling of a generation of young people that have been told they aren’t responsible for their actions. It’s sad that anyone feels that the police are the problem and sadder that the only daily newspaper in the region promotes the theory.


If you’re a “Trump”er I have bad news. At one of his rallies last week, President Trump did a little “jig” at the end of his speech. His “dad dance” was to the theme of the Village People’s YMCA and it was about as you would expect. Dancing for old white guys is typically political suicide.

Tom Steyer ran for president on the Democratic side last year. He did a dance with rapper, Juvenile, during a campaign stop. The dance was set to the tune, “Back that Azz Up.” I’m not making this up.

El baile se volvió viral y fue exactamente como se espera de un administrador de fondos de cobertura baziollionaire, blanco pálido, de más de 60 años. Terminó su candidatura a la presidencia poco después.

If you’re a “Trump”er you got to hope that Joe Biden forgets he’s not MC Hammer in the coming days and breaks into his white guy version of “U Can’t Touch This” and then we will get the polls back to even before Nov. 3.


Yes, I did not know who “Juvenile” is either. I read his entire Wikipedia page and I still don’t know who he is. I did note that he was once arrested for not paying $170,000 in child support, which seems like a lot of money for a child, but he also assaulted his barber once. I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve never owed $170,000 in child support and never thrown hands with my barber.

(Guy Speckman puede ser contactado en gspeckman@me.com <mailto:gspeckman@me.com> o bailando con Juvenile)

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