Foley sent me a memo last week. Said something like, “why don't you quit whining about your fat eyes and...

Look, I'm not saying this Thanksgiving is going to require more wine than usual, but I did notice Costco started...

Not sure if you folks caught this one, but former McDonald's fry cook and trash truck driver, turned United States...

Day 45 of the government shutdown, and I've realized something profound: I miss the National Park Rangers more than I...

It seems important that I should update you on my obese eyes. As I told you about in a prior...

Has it dawned on anyone that our federal government is not functioning at a very high level? Under both parties,...