A hostage situation in fine print
Oct. 1 arrived like a lawyer with a leaf blower, blasting my inbox full of terms and conditions updates I am legally expected to understand before breakfast. There they were, stacked neatly between a coupon for tires and a newsletter...


Snazzy headband for Ivan!
Where are Chris’s yoga pants?
You guys are a hoot
Don’t take it easy on the boys!
Omg. Lol
Higher boys!!
Linda where are you!
Heels on the floor Ivan!
Ivan cranking that push-ups out
WTH is Ivan doing
Dudes look like Uncle Ricco from Napoleon Dynamite
Ivan are you giving that arm thingy away? Yes
Someone is going straight to intensive care in traction
Never going to make it to 10
Please Lord – make that contraption malfunction and snap them in the groin
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tudo gordo
Omg this is so funny
Such form!
Ha ha ha
Can’t wait!!
Ivan you’re not in Kansas anymore,
Real Estate? Where can you buy those uniforms? The whole world wants to know!