@Ivan Foley NO! Because I was smart enough to pick SF on MNF, too! Let one of the MNF losers get your coffee. Wait. You don’t drink coffee, do you? You want a Pepsi.
Pooping in the mail
When one approaches the age of 50, there are a number of opportunities that open up. The most obvious is that you can register for AARP, the old people club. Although, they really don't have an age limit, (once, a...