Between the Lines by Ivan
MARY IS STILL AROUND
AND STILL SPEAKING
FROM AN IVORY TOWER
Anybody else think springtime rains and cool temps make for good sleeping conditions? This weather has had a relaxing effect on me. I’ve been sleeping like a baby.
Between the Lines by Ivancket is the stuff of nightmares.
Feeling so inspired by the spring weather that I may take up exercise. I think I’ll get the treadmill out of storage. And then hang clothes on it.
Wichita State hammered Kansas in a round of 32 game on Sunday. For the rest of the tournament KU fans will have to rock out with their Hawks out.
You have noticed we’re getting many letters to the editor lately, with several of them dedicated to the upcoming tax levy increase election at Platte County R-3. Among those chiming in on the discussion this week is Mary Temperelli, former longtime member of the Platte County R-3 School Board. Temperelli lectures what she feels must be an intellectually-challenged voting public by saying that only your school administrators and your school board members are smart enough to figure out what is best for Platte County R-3.
That’s an ivory tower viewpoint that shows a dangerous disconnect with the real bosses of the district, that being the patrons/taxpayers.
It’s elitist. It’s condescending. It’s rude. On top of that, it’s simply false.
There are plenty of voters who can and do interpret the data and the financial condition of the district and come to intelligent conclusions. Of course those conclusions are different than the conclusions Mary and highly paid administrators come to, so in the minds of the elitists, the public “just doesn’t understand.”
Many voters were turned off by an elitist attitude by R-3 in the 2012 failed levy election. If you thought the attitude of the leadership had changed since then, Temperelli’s letter is an indication that things just might be the same this time around.
To take Temperelli’s letter a little further into the woodshed, I enjoyed the part where she says: “We will not be swayed by political activists who make it their job to create dissent to achieve their alarmist, extremist agenda.”
As reported here many weeks ago, Quality Platte County R-3 Schools hired Jeff Roe’s Axiom Strategies, one of most successfully aggressive, in-your-face political consultant groups in the USA, to help run its pro-tax campaign. If there was ever a time a for the pro-tax crowd to avoid talking about the influence of political activists on a local election, this should be that time.
Things are happening in and near the tiny burg of Platte Woods in central Platte County, ladies and gentlemen. It’s the place to be. Dirk’s Bar and Grill has reopened under new ownership. One of the new owners is Landmark pal Mike McCartney, whose voice you hear when you attend Royals games. The Royals PA announcer and partners have spruced up Dirk’s a bit, including installing many brand spanking new televisions to create an enhanced sports bar atmosphere.
Dirk’s was recently host to an event honoring The Landmark’s very own Chris Kamler, a celebrated author of baseball books and accomplished wearer of sweater vests.
In another noteworthy Platte Woods nugget, as you see on our front page L.C.’s Hamburgers is getting ready to reopen. The extremely popular “grilled onions in your burger” joint has been closed since a fire last summer.
And also at Platte Woods, that Landmark newspaper vending machine in front of the Dollar General store sells copies of weekly journalistic excellent at a rapid fire pace.
Lots of folks going there early and often.
Speaking of noted author and man-about-town Chris Kamler, the somewhat lovable @TheFakeNed on Twitter, he’ll be at The Landmark office this Friday for a book selling/signing/giving away party with yours truly. A good time will start at 4 p.m. If the weather is nice we’ll be set up on the sidewalk, harassing foot traffic headed to Taco Night at the Pool Hall. If weather is not cooperating we’ll be inside the luxurious Landmark office.
We’ll have The Landmark Plinko board ready for action. Take a spin to see if you can win a book, a free subscription to The Landmark, or a Landmark 150th anniversary coffee mug. Of course Chris will have copies of his book “The Silence, The Series and The Season of Sung Woo,” based on last year’s magical season for your Kansas City Royals, available for purchase at a cost of $18.99. If you smile he may sign it at no extra charge.
Come see us on Friday. We’ll be having fun. You might as well, too.
Last week Kamler’s book opened at No. 28 on Amazon’s list of “baseball books.” This week it’s No. 1 on Amazon’s list of “baseball books with the word SungWoo in the title.”
What’s in a name?
The 13-ton anchor from the Navy vessel the USS Platte is now on the grass at the small park at the bottom of Main Street in Platte City. This means less mowing but more weed eating for the parks department.
Remember when I said nobody knows the name of the small park at the bottom of Main Street? Somebody from the city then reminded me the name of the place is Settler’s Crossing Park. But last week in announcing the arrival of the anchor, the city sent out a press release in which the park was referred to as Settler’s Landing Park.
So which is it? Is it Settler’s Crossing or Settler’s Landing? Either way, I win the debate. Nobody knows the name. City Hall isn’t even sure, apparently. So The Landmark will just continue to refer to it as “that small park at the bottom of Main Street.”
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PUTTING THE EYE TEST
TO WORK ON
SOME LOCAL ISSUES
The eye test. You hear that term quite often this time of year when the NCAA Tournament Selection Committee is making choices for at-large berths into the men’s college basketball championship tournament. Certain teams are said to pass--or fail--the “eye test” of their season-long performance.
More on the NCAA tournament a bit later in this column. (Yes, if you don’t yet have your bracket entry in The Landmark’s contest, hurry. You have until 11 a.m. Thursday).
In the meantime, here are some observations using the Between the Lines eye test on items of local interest:
•The Between the Lines eye test says the dockets in the courtrooms at the Sixth Judicial Circuit at the Platte County Courthouse apparently are not all that crowded these days. Why would I say that? Check out the ample parking space available on Platte City’s Main Street at most hours of the day. Many more open spaces than a year or two ago. What gives? Are there fewer criminals? Are the new judges more efficient? Whatever the reason, if we can effectively judge the caseload of the courts by the number of cars parked out front, the caseload has decreased noticeably.
That's something to stick in the back of your mind for more in-depth studying if talk of “we need more facilities and another judge” starts back up again.
•The eye test of the jail population also indicates things have slowed down. As of this writing early Wednesday, there are 123 inmates in the Platte County Jail. Capacity is listed at around 151.
•The eye test says Mayor Nan Johnston isn’t going to win the public whizzing match she continues to engage against Tom Hutsler and others on the board of Parkville’s downtown taxing district, known as the Parkville Old Towne Market Community Improvement District. Unless the city has evidence of wrongdoing--which it apparently does not have at this point, despite some occasionally unsavory accusations--Nan should let this one go.
•The eye test says Alderman David Jones might be interested in running for Parkville mayor next year. The eye test also says the current mayor squirms a bit in her chair when Jones speaks up at meetings.
•The eye test says Platte County’s Parks and Recreation Department has enough money to finance many toy departments. Collections for the half cent sales tax for parks are up 14.6% over this time last year. Do you know how much money the park tax will generate this year if it ends 14.6% ahead of 2014? It will bring in $9.5 million for the toy department. It is unbelievable that there are still folks who want to fight when it is suggested the rate be cut slightly to allow a portion of that half cent sales tax to fund more basic services, such as law enforcement.
This is evidence that once you’ve experienced a sugar high it’s tough to willingly give it up. It’s also evidence that some folks want government to be all things to all people.
It’s Bracket Battle time. Don’t be the only cool kid who isn’t taking part. You can feel the peer pressure, can’t you?
If you’re reading this before 11 a.m. Thursday, there’s still time to make your picks and be somebody. It’s your chance to win $100 of Ivan Foley’s money, which as regular readers know is a well-protected asset. Fax your bracket to 816-858-2313, email it to firstname.lastname@example.org or drop it by The Landmark at 252 Main Street in the heart of Platte City’s downtown. There’s room to park in front of the courthouse, if you so desire.
Here’s the deal. Top bracket score gets $100. Second place gets an autographed copy of Landmark columnist Chris Kamler’s new book The Silence, The Series and The Season of Sungwoo. Third place gets a copy of the same book.
And here’s the best part: everyone who finishes with a better bracket score than yours truly earns a free one-year subscription to The Landmark. That’s a $25.92 value.
I may or may not have a prize lined up for the person with the worst score. I’m not giving any details on this--or even guaranteeing that a prize for lowest score will be available--because I don’t want someone intentionally tanking. If you’re going to be a winner for being awful I want you to be legitimately awful. If past performance is any indication, Landmark office manager Cindy Rinehart is considered among the front runners to come in last, but if that happens any potential prize will go to someone else.
Here, my friends, is the bracket you’re up against in your effort to win a free Landmark subscription. For the scoring system we use and other contest details, see the front page article. Basically, our contest is won or lost in the later rounds because later round victories are rewarded with more points than the early rounds.
Without further delay, read ’em and weep:
FIRST ROUND WINNERS: Kentucky, Purdue, Buffalo, Valparaiso, Texas, Notre Dame, Wichita State, Kansas, Wisconsin, Oregon, Wofford, North Carolina, Mississippi, Baylor, VCU, Arizona, Villanova, North Carolina State, Northern Iowa, Louisville, Providence, Oklahoma, Michigan State, Virginia, Duke, St. John’s, Stephen F. Austin, Eastern Washington, SMU, Iowa State, Davidson, Gonzaga.
SWEET SIXTEEN: Kentucky, Buffalo, Texas, Wichita State, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Baylor, Arizona, Villanova, Northern Iowa, Providence, Virginia, Duke, Stephen F. Austin, Iowa State, Gonzaga.
ELITE EIGHT: Kentucky, Wichita State, Wisconsin, Baylor, Northern Iowa, Virginia, Duke, Gonzaga.
FINAL FOUR: Kentucky, Wisconsin, Virginia, Gonzaga.
CHAMPIONSHIP: Kentucky 72, Gonzaga 58.
You’ll be able to follow the standings as the contest progresses. We’ll print every entrant’s name and score each week here in your Landmark, and will provide updates and commentary throughout the tournament on Twitter @ivanfoley and on my Facebook page.
Grab a snack and your favorite beverage and settle in near a TV during some of the tournament games. And feel free to have some trash-talking fun.
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HELP WANTED: INTERPRETER NEEDED, MUST SPEAK ROPER
Help Wanted: Between the Lines is currently taking applications for an interpreter. Must speak Roper.
If hired, your first assignment is to interpret this email sent out recently by Beverlee Roper, first district county commissioner in Platte County. Roper fired off the email to a circle of friends and alleged supporters, at least one of whom wanted to be sure that I saw it. It’s a note of support for Teresa Loar, candidate for city council in Kansas City, but that’s not the part that needs interpreting. The portion of the letter that needs explanation deals with some bizarre remarks Roper makes about development potential at KCI Airport.
Here in its entirety is the all-over-the-map email Roper sent. If you can interpret this into a common sense summary, you’re hired. All of it is a bit of a head-scratcher, but of specific need for interpretation is the part dealing with particulate and noise and gasses and stuff being “a unique and attractive” benefit:
“Over the last two years, I have worked with the superb Ed Ford, who has served KC as a councilman-at-large. He cannot run again and he must be replaced with a person who has a proven history devoted to Kansas City, particularly the Northland. I have come to know Teresa Loar, who years ago while she served on the KC Council brought crops and grazing to thousands of acres at the KCI airport that had laid idle. While the terminals need maintenance, they consistently rank at the top of airport satisfaction surveys. Let’s fix what’s broken, not what is not! The 10,400 acres represent ground that provides a great opportunity for industry--”real” jobs. Manufacturing “widgets” sold for more than their cost of production always creates prosperity in the geographic area where such plants are located. The airport presents two unique and attractive benefits for companies: 1) by law no real estate tax can ever be assessed (!) and 2) the federally-permitted next door neighbor pours particulate, gasses and incredible noise in the air every 5-10 minutes and floats on jet fuel and ethylene glycol (antifreeze). Teresa understands the prosperity-generator potential at the airport and will work with the county to pursue it. Please put Feb. 24 from 6-8 p.m. on your calendar and meet Teresa at Trezo Mare. Thanks! --Bev.”
By now you’ve probably seen the “informational video” being circulated by Platte County R-3 in regard to its upcoming 43-cent tax levy increase proposal on the April 7 ballot.
According to a list of paid expenses recently approved by the school board at Platte County R-3, taxpayers of the school district paid $2,050 to Swish Creative of Blue Springs to produce what is listed as an “informational video on the ballot issue.”
You can decide whether the video is informational or promotional. Either way, if you’re a taxpayer to the Platte County R-3 district you helped pay the tab.
Heard an interesting observation recently by someone in regard to the wild and crazy growth projections school districts like Park Hill and Platte County R-3 have been spouting recently. This observation came from the Line Creek Loud Mouth blog, a blog not known for conservatism, by the way. The Loud Mouth was referring specifically to Park Hill’s growth projections when he said: “All in all, I would be very skeptical of student growth projections. It has taken six years for the housing market to recover and the trend for the next generation is marrying later and not having more than one kid. Is the historical level of growth realistic given this demographic change underway or the amount of future buyers for our existing large single family housing stock within the district?”
When even those observers on the left side of the aisle are questioning projections of exploding enrollment, you know the school districts have a bit of a credibility problem on their hands.
Guy Speckman, publisher of the Savannah Reporter, has been on a roll with observations about public school spending, hitting home runs on a weekly basis. Here’s what Speckman wrote last week about administrator salaries in public schools. It is golden. Hang this on your refrigerator and read it before you vote on any school tax increase:
“Wowza! Did you see those administrator salaries at the St. Joseph School District? Anyone that thinks public education is not a train off the financial tracks is simply ignoring the facts that are in front of us every single day. Public education insiders were quick to totally destroy the last education reform issue on the ballot, and probably for good reason. Yet I don’t see these same insiders promoting any plans that will curtail the squandering of millions of dollars on public education waste that has been created nationally, regionally and locally.
“The systems have become a top-heavy hierarchical system that pays people as managers yet gives them little to no management responsibility. We pay people administrative salaries, yet give them menial job tasks that could be done by far less expensive employees.
“Everyone wants to stand behind ‘it’s for the kids’ philosophy, even while each and every school district in this country wastes millions of dollars annually. Personally, I don’t think it is ‘for the kids’ any longer and those St. Joseph salaries and stipends are a peek at a growing trend of what this is about.”
Fill out your college basketball tournament bracket after the field is announced this weekend and get it to me for your chance to win $100 and/or a free one-year subscription to The Landmark. Details in our front page article.
Good luck, you’re going to need it this year. I’m feeling hot, hot as in my picks are going to go nuclear kind of hot.
The book entitled The Silence, The Series and The Season of Sungwoo by our man Chris Kamler becomes available this week. We’ll have some available for purchase in The Landmark office, 252 Main Street, Platte City. And remember we’ll be hosting the author to an on-the-sidewalk book sales/signing event the afternoon of Friday, March 27 in downtown Platte City. Also, Chris is hosting a book launch party this Friday night, March 13 at Dirk’s bar and grill in Platte Woods. Danny Boi, morning co-host on 96.5 The Buzz, will be DJ’ing into the wee hours. Follow Chris on Twitter @TheFakeNed for updates and whatnot.
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SEEMS A GOOD TIME
FOR THE ELECTED TO DO
Supporters of a QuikTrip at Parkville? Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up.
Yes, a QT proposal is back at the city of Parkville. This time, there is no McDonald’s included in the site plan for the intersection of Highway 45 and Highway 9.
So how will the new proposal be received? Who knows. Parkville--home of golf carts legalized as street vehicles, parks, nature areas, parks, nature areas and did I mention parks--can be a bit quirky when it comes to proposed development.
While many of us see an intersection of two state highways and think that would be a great place for a revenue-generating, respected public-serving entity like a QuikTrip, many folks at Parkville see an intersection of two major highways and think that would be a great place to plant a pawpaw tree or build a tribute to the hummingbird.
I hope you’ve been paying attention to the mess involving the St. Joseph School District. If you haven’t been following it, Google the topic and do some reading. Read the contents of a blistering state audit that was just conducted on that school district. Some things in there will anger you, frustrate you, amaze you, and most of all should put you on alert.
Oh, and there’s more than just a scathing state audit facing some folks within the St. Joseph School District. There is also reportedly a criminal investigation, being conducted by the FBI, underway.
As Guy Speckman, publisher of the Savannah Reporter, wisely says in his column in our Other Voices item on this page, it should be a wake-up call for all local governments and the elected officials who serve on governing bodies.
It’s time for those who serve on boards to stop nodding heads in agreement at every proposal placed in front of them and start asking some tough questions of those who serve underneath them. It’s called doing your job. You were elected to lead, not to be led by the paid professionals on staff at whatever public entity you’re serving. Realize that the paid professionals don’t have the same level of ownership in your entity that you do. Realize that those paid professionals you may have come to believe will always be there are often thinking of their next step on the career ladder, the next job that they may see as bigger and better. It’s your job as an elected official to look out for your local taxpayers and patrons because your paid professional is looking out for number one. To think otherwise is naive.
Take ownership in your elected position. Grasp the reason why you are there. Don’t just list the elected position on your resume and think warming a seat at meetings is all you need to do. You were elected to be an independent thinker. You were elected to be unafraid.
If you’re not any of these things, it’s time to re-evaluate. Because you’re doing it wrong.
Did you know the St. Joseph School District had been using the same auditing firm, Westbrook and Company, that Platte County R-3 has used for years? Why do I mention this?
Westbrook and Company, according to reports in the St. Joseph News-Press, had been giving the St. Joseph School District an A rating in its audits. Do you know what rating the state auditor gave the St. Joseph School District? A “poor” rating. In fact, it was the lowest rating in Tom Schweich’s tenure as state auditor.
How does that happen? How does the firm hired by the school district rank the district’s fiscal examination as an “A” while an independent state audit says “this thing is the biggest mess we’ve ever seen?”
Use your imagination.
So should Platte County R-3 patrons be concerned?
Based on what I’m about to remind you, there would seem to be reason to at least put this topic on your radar. Employees who work at management levels inside school districts and other units of government often develop friendly relationships with particular firms. This is not necessarily a bad thing. It’s not necessarily a good thing, either.
In a story we did last April, The Landmark reported that Platte County R-3 had re-hired Westbrook and Co. to perform the district’s audit each of the next three years. The Platte County R-3 School Board, at the urging of Superintendent Dr. Mike Reik, selected Westbrook even though Westbrook was the higher bidder for the job.
That’s right. The district chose an auditing firm with a price 26% higher than an equally qualified bidder.
The three year cost from Westbrook and Company will be $40,755. The three year cost from the other bidder, Marr and Company, would have been only $32,250. That’s considerable, in particular when Reik admitted “both were good quality firms.”
Reik explained he used a rubric to determine which company was the best firm to meet the needs of the district. I’m not sure what that rubric consists of, or even what a rubric is exactly, but according to Reik “experience” was considered to be the most important criteria when looking at which company to hire. At the time of the selection process, Reik said: “I think Marr is a quality firm, but they have two big districts they work with and that is pretty much it. Westbrook has a reputation as a leader in the school auditing business.”
Maybe that’s accurate. Or at least maybe it was accurate at the time. But Westbrook’s reputation is no doubt taking some hits after what has been revealed in St. Joseph.
In that same Landmark article from last April in discussing why he recommended taking Westbrook over the lower bidder, it was reported that Reik said Westbrook officials are very helpful. “He said the Westbrook firm is there working with school district officials even when they are not providing auditing services to help answer any question school officials have,” according to that article. “Dr. Reik said it is Westbrook’s thorough audit and helpful attitude that makes them the company many school districts turn to for their auditing needs. ‘They are very well known for being thorough in the auditing services,” Reik said.
Hmm. Based on the St. Joseph School District’s experience, it might be time to re-evaluate some things like longstanding relationships with particular firms, not only in the field of auditing but in other service categories. Change can be inconvenient for some staff members but overall change is a good avenue of protection for patrons and taxpayers. Particularly in a case like this one, where a change would also have meant saving significant taxpayer dollars.
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A COMMON DENOMINATOR
IN LOFTY ENROLLMENT GROWTH PROJECTIONS; FIFTY SHADES OF COLUMNISTS
Congressman Sam Graves came walking into The Landmark office Friday afternoon carrying his lunch, which was a bag of fast-food from Sonic. Platte County Sheriff Mark Owen dropped in our office Tuesday afternoon and commented he was on his way back to his office and had lunch sitting in his car. “What are you eating today?” I asked. “Sonic,” was the answer.
Sonic. The official restaurant of public officials headed to The Landmark.
(That was an unpaid Between the Lines mention of Sonic. By the way, Sonic, I endorse your drinks. Your food? I endorse your drinks).
Always question projections of explosive enrollment growth. Especially at a time when a school district has a potential ballot question/tax increase proposal on the horizon.
We saw this play out in 2011 and 2012 when projections of rapid and enormous growth in student enrollment at Platte County R-3 were making the rounds. Those projections have proven to be incorrect. So incorrect, in fact, that the district has trashed those earlier numbers and toned down its most recent predictions of growth to a level less likely to trip the crazy meter.
Now a similar disease has struck at the Park Hill School District. The Landmark was at a meeting of the Park Hill School Board in December when it was remarked the district has grown by about 150 students per year over the past 30 years.
That was December. This is February. The tone at Park Hill has changed in recent weeks, not surprisingly at a time when the district is now pushing the need for a major facility expansion (see last week’s front page). Park Hill has said it expects its enrollment will “plateau” at 13,000 students. But when? Based on the established growth trend of 150 students per year, that level would be reached about the year 2030.
But in a recent district newsletter, Park Hill is now saying the district “will increase by an additional 2,000 students over the next few years.”
Say what? I understand that “few” is a very vague term (and vague is likely the reason proponents chose to use it), but many reasonable people would define “few years” as three or four, at tops five, correct?
If that’s the case, Park Hill is now projecting a growth rate of as high as 666 students per year.
Are you kidding me? That seems the stuff of fairy tales, fantasies, and revenue projections at the county golf course.
We do know of a common denominator involved in those earlier wildly incorrect growth projections made at Platte County R-3 and the new ones being made at Park Hill. The common denominator is that there has been input in developing those projections by the architectural firm Hollis and Miller. That is not to say the Hollis and Miller firm is intentionally inflating numbers. . .but it is fair to report the connection and say “hmm.”
Architects make good money off of the construction of large, new, expensive buildings, am I right? Just checking.
When Dr. Mike Reik, superintendent at Platte County R-3, said at last week’s meeting of the Platte City Economic Development Subcommittee that he considers the amount of debt per student “irrelevant in determining the fiscal health of a school district,” you knew there was going to be some blowback. And deservedly so.
Even one of the biggest government bureaucrats around, first district Platte County Commissioner Beverlee Roper, has been known to preach repeatedly against public debt. “Debt equals slavery. Always remember that,” she said in a public meeting earlier this year.
Check out the letter to the editor on this page for the first return volley against Reik’s comment.
My guess is that if R-3 had a very low amount of debt per student, proponents of the proposed tax increase would be touting that as a very positive sign of the district’s fiscal health and past financial management practices. But since the district has a high load of debt on its books, the message is “debt per student is irrelevant.”
Flip it and reverse it.
Call it Fifty Shades of Landmark Columnists.
After many hours of thoughtful deliberation (in other words, in a 30-second conversation that consisted of yelling to each other while walking out separate doors of a building), Chris Kamler and I have decided upon a date, place and time for his book signing event in Platte County.
As you may have heard, Chris has authored a book that will be available Friday, March 13. You’re welcome, America.
His book is about the Kansas City Royals and that Korean dude who flew in during the Royals’ magical 2014 season. The book is entitled: The Silence, The Series and The Season of Sungwoo.
Geez, that title has a lot of words. I’m already tired. This thing better have some pictures in the early pages or I’m going to need a shock collar to get through it.
We’ll have more details about this mild-mannered freak show we’re calling a book signing in future Landmarks. For now, mark your calendar for Friday, March 27. The plan is to set up shop on the sidewalk in front of The Landmark office that Friday afternoon, maybe around 2-ish or 3-ish, and hang out through the early evening hours. We aspire to catch foot traffic from both the Owens Lee Hull Jr. Justice Center and the Pool Hall, with the hope being that borderline nut jobs and some slightly boozed-up folks will be more likely to buy a book. Privately, we also hold out hope that the Pool Hall will offer us some type of “refreshment” when we’re done “working.”
We’ll have the official Landmark Newspaper Plinko board set up for anyone willing to give it a whirl. If you don’t know what The Landmark Plinko board is, check out a recent picture posted on my Facebook page. It’s like a vertical maze. In short, you’ll drop a disc down a board filled with long-ass nails sticking out as obstacles, and if your disc lands in the winning slot at the bottom of the board you’ll get a free copy of Chris’ book. Chris is a highly-trained beauty pageant judge and a born-again virgin, so if you’re female and decently attractive--in other words, if you’re female--he’ll sign it for you. He’ll also sign the book.
(When he isn’t smoking crack with the creators of school enrollment projections, Ivan Foley can be found on Twitter @ivanfoley and at Facebook.com/ivan.foley. Email firstname.lastname@example.org)
KC POLICE OFFICIAL
SAYS HE IS ‘PISSED OFF’
ABOUT KCI CORRIDOR CRIME
You’ve read stories in this fine newspaper about crimes occurring at Platte County hotels in what is known as the KCI corridor along Interstate 29. Thugs are breaking into vehicles and stealing items in what the police call smash-and-grab crimes. It goes in spurts. But the major concern now? Things are getting more violent.
Last week’s event that you saw on our front page featured gunshots when perpetrators fired at a person who had spotted someone in his pickup in a hotel parking lot. The man ran toward his truck. Suspects--police say there were four black males involved--opened fire at the witness through the windshield of the suspects’ stolen Mercedes. A stray bullet traveled through a first floor hotel room window and struck a sleeping guest in the leg.
The silver Mercedes the suspects were traveling in had been stolen from Overland Park, Ks. It was recovered near 82nd and Troost in Kansas City, unoccupied, obviously with holes in the windshield.
The injury to the sleeping hotel guest was not life-threatening, but wow. This is getting nuts. A smash-grab-crime is one thing. A series of smash-and-grab crimes with multiple shots fired is quite another.
“I take this personally. It pisses me off,” said Major Roger Lewis, division commander of the North Patrol Division for the Kansas City Police Department, about the rising number of crimes in the KCI corridor. Lewis made the comment Friday morning while addressing a group of hoteliers in a meeting called for the purpose of talking about the recent criminal activity that has occurred on and around their properties. Your humble Between the Lines columnist sat in on the update.
Platte County Sheriff Mark Owen was also there. He tried to take some of the potential heat off of KC police by saying: “It’s a partnership. I own it, too.” It’s the aggressive nature that these crimes seem to be taking that is most concerning, not just in the corridor but all over the county. “I read your paper. It seems like the incidents are getting more violent each week,” the sheriff told me later.
Yes. And thanks for reading.
So what is prompting all the vehicle break-ins at hotel parking lots? The sheriff didn’t really want this part out there, but I think it’s important for the public to know how the criminals are thinking. The more public knows the better steps they can take to protect themselves and their property. Even Major Lewis admitted that sometimes police “get too possessive” of information. Confirmed. I wish I had a buck for every time this newspaper has had to put a verbal squeeze on law enforcement spokespeople to get basic public right-to-know information from them.
These smash-and-grab criminals are looking for guns. Sure, a laptop or some other electronic device might be a good “get” for them, but these guys are looking to steal firearms. That’s why the type of vehicles most often hit are pickups and SUVs--vehicles most often driven by folks who would have a weapon inside. Airport hotel lots are often the targets because of park-and-fly customers. Think about it. A guy parks his truck at a KCI-area hotel before catching a plane.
What’s one thing he knows he can’t take to the airport? His gun. It gets left in his vehicle parked in the hotel lot.
There are 30 hotels in the North Patrol Division of the Kansas City Police Department. Last week’s incident is evidence that crime in the KCI corridor “has risen to a new level,” Major Lewis told the hotel managers. “Stress to your staff that they call 9-1-1, that they do not confront suspects.”
Wiser words may never have been spoken. No sense taking a chance on needing to dodge gunfire. There’s not always a positive outcome.
If hotel staff members are debating whether a situation warrants a call to 9-1-1, that’s when they need to call 9-1-1, Lewis said.
And it’s not just hotel crimes hitting the KCI corridor. Zona Rosa has seen a tremendous rise in shoplifting incidents. One night last week, Lewis said, a clothing store in Zona Rosa was hit with a $10,000 loss in one shoplifting incident. I’m not sure how somebody gets away with $10,000 in one night of shoplifting, but police say it happened.
Sheriff Owen backed up the KC police official’s concerns about shoplifting in the corridor. Owen says since the public transportation bus stop was put in near Wal-Mart on Barry Road shoplifting in that area has seen a marked increase.
So public transportation, the lack of which is cursed by economic development officials who blame it in part for a perceived shortage in available workforce, has its downside in the law enforcement arena.
What happens now? Kansas City police and the Platte County Sheriff’s Department have formed a task force to study the issue of crime in the KCI corridor and what steps can be taken by law enforcement to prevent incidents and to solve the ones that do occur. The task force held its first meeting last week. We’ll keep you posted.
FYI, Lewis mentioned the Kansas City Police Department’s North Patrol division leads the Kansas City metro area in the number of vehicles stolen while the engine is running with the doors unlocked.
Consider stopping that habit.
Does the Quality Platte County R-3 Schools committee realize the owner of the consulting firm they hired has compared their election campaign to O-rings under a toilet? That can’t be a good analogy for their cause, can it?
A reader sent me this question: If the Platte County R-3 proposal is so great why do they need a nationally-known political consultant to make their case?
That’s a legitimate thought to ponder.
As an update, the R-3 campaign committee’s hiring of Jeff Roe’s Axiom Strategies consulting business has now been confirmed by multiple sources in a position to know. The only sources declining the opportunity to confirm it are the official spokespeople for Axiom and the campaign committee.
By the way, I’m still waiting on that return phone call from Jeff. . .
If anyone from the campaign committee denies they’ve hired Axiom by telling you they’re using a consulting firm by the name of Candidate Command, be aware that Candidate Command is simply the name of the mailing arm of Axiom Strategies. Axiom and Candidate Command are the same company.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT BRAND OF O-RINGS ARE UNDER YOUR TOILET?
It has been proven many times that politics can make for strange bedfellows.
Word on the street is that the Quality Platte County R-3 Schools committee will be using a political consulting firm in an effort to help it pass the proposed 43-cent tax levy increase in the April 7 election.
The political consulting firm that has been contacted by Quality Platte County R-3 Schools? None other than Axiom Strategies. As in Jeff Roe’s Axiom Strategies/Candidate Command.
At first blush, this seems like an odd marriage. Axiom Strategies has built a name for itself by fighting against things like tax increases, not in favor of them. Roe is known as a ruthless, no-holds-barred campaign guru.
Laura Hulett, deputy treasurer for the Quality Platte County R-3 Schools committee, would not verify whether the committee has hired a consulting firm. But sources tell me that Dr. Mike Reik, superintendent, was in contact with Axiom officials back in December.
Two weeks ago I reached Roe on his cell phone to ask him whether his company has struck a deal to assist the R-3 pro-tax group. Roe was in Texas that day, a state where he is spending much time in helping to guide the likely presidential campaign of Texas Senator Ted Cruz.
Roe told me he didn’t know if his company has a deal in place with the R-3 pro-tax committee. Frankly, he probably didn’t know at the time. Axiom is a very successful multimillion dollar company now with a national presence and a lot of irons in the fire. A local school tax levy campaign is small potatoes in Roe’s world, as he let me know in our phone conversation.
“What makes you think I would know that?” Roe asked me.
“I thought you were the man who would know everything about Axiom Strategies,” I said.
“Would you know what brand of O-rings are under your toilet?” he asked rhetorically, some might say arrogantly.
“No, but my toilet isn’t bringing in millions of dollars,” I said.
These are the types of conversations that two guys who generally don’t give a crap have with one another. There is no such thing as a dull conversation with Jeff Roe. I’ve known him for years, like him, don’t always agree with him but enjoy watching him work and respect the tremendous amount of success he has enjoyed doing the job he loves. We both were on the speaking panel that roasted then-U.S. Attorney Todd Graves. We both were on the speaking panel that roasted radio hot shot Chris Stigall. That could be an indication that we have some similar personality traits.
We ended our conversation with Roe saying he would check with his people to see if indeed Axiom/Candidate Command is working in conjunction with the R-3 pro-tax committee. He said he would check it out and get back to me. That was two weeks ago. I’m still awaiting that return contact.
Interpret that however you’d like. I know how I interpret it.
If you take some time to digest the situation in its entirety, let’s not be totally shocked by the alleged partnership of R-3 pro-taxers with the normally anti-tax firm of Axiom. Not only did it have an ill-advised, poorly-timed proposal it was trying to sell, but to make matters worse R-3’s pro-tax increase campaign was outfoxed and unprepared in 2012 when its levy question was hammered by voters 55-45%. It makes sense for supporters to want to be better prepared this time around. The question is, will the campaign have enough contributed money available to throw to Axiom for the firm to do the campaign any good? Axiom can work wonders but it takes significant dollars, not chump change, to put its recommendations into action.
Meanwhile from Axiom’s point of view, 2015 is not a major year for elections. Axiom has a staff to keep busy. It is a business operation, after all. If a firm better known for anti-tax increase stances suddenly is helping to promote a 43-cent tax hike, that’s more than likely strictly a business decision than it is a “we believe this proposal is a good one” decision. Money talks, in most cases.
Axiom did work for a Kansas City zoo tax proposal not too many years ago, so this wouldn’t be the first time it has consulted on the pro-tax side of an issue.
Some changes are coming to the county clerk’s office, apparently.
Sources inside the administration building say Nancy Armstrong, new county clerk, has disposed of at least one of the employees she had inherited from previous clerk Joan Harms. The firing happened late in the day last Thursday, I’m told.
And the bad news, sources say, was not delivered by Armstrong. Apparently Mary Robinson, the county’s work hard-play harder human resources director, drove the elevator from her basement office up to the clerk’s office on the first floor to do the hit. Armstrong had walked out of the office, apparently so she wouldn’t have to see the carnage she had ordered.
“I think she (Mary Robinson) likes firing people,” one person inside the building told me.
Check out the coverage of a couple of important local business stories on our front page this week by assistant editor Valerie Verkamp. Dairy Farmers of America announces it is moving out of Platte County the same week that Valerie was already doing a feature story on efforts the Platte County Economic Development Council makes to retain existing businesses in the county. Great inside info in both stories.
And what about the gunfire outside a Platte County hotel after a witness approached three black males who were allegedly performing smash-and-grabs upon vehicles in the parking lot?
Be safe. If you’re going to approach suspects in a parking lot at 3 a.m. be sure you have the ability to run zigzag.
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DING DING DING,
WE MAY HAVE A WINNER
No matter how hectic a day I might be having, when I see someone about to walk in the front door of the local license bureau office I realize my day isn’t so bad after all.
I’ve been doing a lot of people watching lately. Gotta say I think a reality show or video podcast based on the adventures of the attorneys and defendants who enter the hallowed halls of the Owens Lee Hull Jr. Justice Center--more commonly known as the Platte County Courthouse--would be a riot.
There are some interesting-looking dudes and dudettes doing business at that location every day. Each one has a story. Actually, I’m certain each one has many stories. And each one could be a story, if you get my drift.
This sounds like the subject of a future Kamler/Foley Rambling Morons videocast, filmed pantsless in the snow.
Kansas City-area community centers are throwing out vending machines and switching to healthy food snack options, so from now on you’ll have to sneak in your own Twinkies and Ho Hos.
Some of the early reaction by county commissioners to the four proposals for Shiloh Springs Golf Course that came in from potential management firms is fascinating. See our front page story for more details, but I’ll summarize some of the highlights that hit me while sitting in on their discussion Monday.
Beverlee Roper, first district county commissioner, must have had a good night’s sleep the night before because she actually seemed focused and on point for most of the Shiloh discussion. A couple of times she actually sounded like the promising 2012 candidate Roper instead of the hugely disappointing officeholder Roper. Well, except the part where she announced for no apparent reason that she went to college with the daughter of the mayor of Punxsutawney, Pa.
Other than that Groundhog Day reference which thankfully was ignored by the other two commissioners, Roper made some common sense comments and observations, which means by next meeting she’ll be ready to run from the stances she took this week.
Roper pointed out it looks to her that Shiloh was designed postage stamp style on a piece of property, rather than flowing in a more unlimited manner that a golf course designer probably would have liked. Like many of us with no emotional investment in the sport of golf, Roper doubts Shiloh will ever make money. “Is it possible for that course to ever make money? I don’t think anybody is going to take a chance on it, with all the other courses around and with the way it was laid out to begin with,” Roper said. Roper also was strong in expressing her desire to have the county explore the idea of selling the Shiloh property to a developer rather than mandating it be kept as a golf course.
Duane Soper, second district commissioner who is a golfer and user of the Shiloh course, countered that he thinks Shiloh can one day make money. He also said he does not want the county to sell Shiloh, using the defense that taxpayers have already spent $10 million over the years at the golf course. I’m not sure the idea of continuing to throw good money after bad is a thought that will be applauded by many taxpayers, but Soper has some emotional feelings for Shiloh and today isn’t the day to beat him up for that since he could be on the verge of losing a friend.
Now is the time to start focusing on ways to cut losses, move on and get rid of the annual financial drain. Maybe Gary Martin’s proposal is the way to do that. Martin wants to run Shiloh by aligning a group of investors to operate the course as a non-profit for a few years, then mentions he would make a $1.2 million offer after three years to buy the course from the county.
There’s a lot of studying that will need to be done to sift through the gory details of Martin’s proposal, but my first reaction? Ding-ding-ding. We may have a winner.
If in three years Martin holds true to that offer I say sell it to him. But remember, a lot can change in three years--saying you’ll buy it in three years for $1.2 million and actually cutting a check for $1.2 million three years from now are two entirely different things.
Martin pledges to keep Shiloh open to the public. That fits the wishes of Soper and others like him who don’t want the course to go away. It allows the county to get out of the golf course business.
And here’s another benefit, especially for supporters of the parks department who may not be avid golfers. Getting rid of Shiloh frees up many $$$ that can be used on other park projects, projects that wouldn’t be developed by private industry. The private sector has done a fine job of handling golf courses in Platte County in recent years. Getting Shiloh off the county parks department books would free up tax dollars for other amenities and services not offered by the private sector. That’s what government is supposed to be doing, anyway.
Just a thought.
The larger cities in Platte County have some well-funded police departments. If you’re unhappy with police services in your local municipality, any shortcomings shouldn’t be because of lack of funds being designated to the department.
As you’ll see in our story inside this issue, Parkville and Platte City have police budgets that amount to an expenditure of $229 per resident.
That’s pretty solid. But nothing compared to the city of Riverside, home of Argosy Casino.
According to information gathered by DJ Gehrt, city administrator for Platte City, Riverside’s police budget equates to $1,006 per resident of Riverside.
Maybe that’s what former Platte City Mayor Dave Brooks meant when he used to say: “Riverside has more money than God.”
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LOOKS LIKE 2,000 IS CONSIDERED
THE MAGIC NUMBER
As your Landmark heads to press Wednesday, we’re being told the thermometer will hit 70 degrees later this afternoon. Love it.
That being said, I wouldn’t mind having to kick my pickup into four-wheel drive at least once this winter. Just for fun.
The falling price of gasoline is hovering around $1.75. Finally the price of gas is lower than my high school grade point average.
I’m not wearing a belt today. Feeling all gangsta.
The Quality Platte County R-3 Schools committee, the campaign organization promoting passage of the 43-cent tax levy question on the April ballot, is already at work. Based on some questions they’ve posed in an online survey, it looks like the Vote Yes side has determined its magic number is 2,000, as in they believe it will take 2,000 yes votes for the issue to pass.
In 2012, Platte County R-3’s levy increase proposal was soundly defeated 55% opposed to 45% in favor. The vote tally was 1,835 against and 1,486 in favor.
Here is one of the questions the committee lists on its survey. “The Fail Safe ‘Yes’ Advocates Committee will need 400 members to get 5 yes votes each for a total of 2,000 ‘yes’ votes. Would you be willing to recruit additional members to the Fail Safe ‘Yes’ Advocates Committee?”
It’s interesting to note that an original filing of “statement of committee organization” with the Missouri Ethics Commission in November by the Quality Platte County R-3 Schools organization listed the school’s street address as the election committee’s address. That November filing listed the committee’s address as being the same as the school’s offices, 998 Platte Falls Road in Platte City.
Maybe that was not seen as a good idea. An “amended” statement of committee organization filed on Tuesday of this week lists the address for Quality Platte County R-3 Schools election committee as 16120 NW 126th Terrace.
We will assume that’s a Platte City address, though the paperwork does not list the city, state or zip. That same address on NW 126th is listed as the address for the organization’s treasurer, Vic Perrin.
Deputy treasurer is listed as Laura Hulett, who is employed as a public relations person by the school district.
Missouri Ethics Commission finally posted a copy of the agreement it reached with the Park Hill School District after Park Hill was found to have committed an ethics violation (see Landmark front page in Jan. 14 issue) in last year’s laptop levy campaign that was hammered by voters 61% opposed to only 39% in favor.
Some of the highlights we noticed in the details include:
1. Park Hill was actually fined $1,000 but most of that fine was “stayed” under the agreement. Park Hill pays a fine of only $100 “subject to the provisions” of the agreement. If the district commits any further violations within a two year period , then Park Hill will be required to pay the remainder of the fee. It should be noted this is not a lot of $$, but it sends a message that leadership at the district is not living up to ethical standards in elections. This is never good for an administrator’s job security nor for the district as a whole in trying to win over the hearts and minds of the taxpaying patrons it serves.
2. Under the deal, Park Hill must adopt a procedure that, in the future, the superintendent or his designee will review all publicly-funded informational items related to ballot issues prior to distribution.
As we reported a couple of weeks ago, the ethics commission says Park Hill crossed the line into advocacy by using the phrase “In order to prepare our students for 21st century college and careers” in front of the words “the Park Hill School District is asking voters to approve a levy increase on April 8.”
The ethics commission says Dr. Scott Springston, superintendent, “had access to these materials prior to their distribution to the public but did not review the portion of the materials now at issue.”
Conditions were a little weird covering President Obama’s trip to the region Thursday. As you know by now and can see on our front page, the president came to Lawrence for a speech at Kansas University.
I don’t know who was in charge of deciding in what setting this speech would be held, but it turned into a barn-like event inside what they called the Anschutz Sports Pavilion. Yes that sounds indoors, I understand, but there were doors open on the backside of the audience next to the media tables. Not just any doors. Double garage-sized industrial doors--which allowed a pretty damn crisp wind to blow through on a cold day. And keep in mind because of the security factors involved in presidential visits, the media must be set up and in place for a couple of hours in advance of the speech. So, yes, assistant editor Valerie Verkamp and I were basically locked in a deep freeze for hours that day.
I heard one media member whining that “I left my gloves in the car.” He said this while wrapped up in his winter coat while wearing a hat and scarf. Yes, I said the guy was wearing a scarf. Remember, we were at KU. Mr. Yuppy was actually lucky. Your Landmark editor, crazily thinking, you know, that the president would be speaking in normal indoor conditions--in other words, not with an Alaskan wind blowing on the media tables--didn’t even wear a coat into the place.
And that’s not the end of it. The restrooms that day? Porta potties. A set of porta potties for the public, one designated porta potty for the media. Set up outdoors. In the freezing-ass cold. At least someone had taped a letterhead with the presidential seal on it on the door of the media’s porta potty (a unisex porta potty, pity the poor ladies, this thing had been abused if you know what I mean) to add a touch of class. Or something.
This was my fourth time covering an Obama appearance in the KC area, Valerie’s third. “I think this is the last time,” Valerie said in a shivering tone through tense and partially frozen lips.
Yeah, she said it. But I’m not sure she meant it. My guess is we’ll be back again the next time a president, Obama or otherwise, comes to the area. Just not to the aforementioned KU sports pavilion.
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HAPPENS, SOME NIGHTS
ARE LIKE THIS ONE
Tuesday night I headed to City Hall in downtown Platte City for a meeting of the economic development subcommittee.
These various Platte City subcommittee meetings, while often newsworthy, are also often very short. This is a reporter’s dream. Give me a meeting that is not time-consuming yet has some news value in it and all is right with the world. It’s a reporter’s version of “tastes great, less filling.”
Tuesday nights are crunch time at weekly newspapers. That’s not a newsman complaining, that’s a newsman giving you some inside skinny into a typical workweek schedule. Despite the 87 other things I needed to be doing at the time, I headed down there anticipating--hoping for is probably a more accurate description--a 30-minute meeting, tops. No such luck. On this night we could forget the less filling part.
We did get to hear a presentation from Bo Woodruff about AMVETS’ fundraising efforts to acquire a tankchair, which is a heavy duty off-road wheelchair. Of course since we featured Bo and this topic on the front page a couple of weeks ago, Landmark readers are well aware of this topic. It sounds like a cool and worthy community project and we certainly hope it is successful.
If you’re wondering how acquiring a tricked out wheelchair for community use winds up being tagged as an economic development discussion, join the club. It did seem like an odd setting for Bo’s fine presentation, but apparently the city leadership believes every potential topic for the full board of aldermen needs to be vetted by some subcommittee. Apparently the economic development committee was the most convenient victim.
The feds are worse but even local government has layers and layers of bureaucracy. I think somewhere this is mandated in the constitution.
While I strongly support the acquisition of the contraption, hope the fundraising effort is successful, and agree the wheelchair would be beneficial to local disabled persons, I would not anticipate a flood of new economic activity being generated because of it.
Next on the agenda for the economic development subcommittee was an item dealing with shredding of older city documents. I don’t want to bore you with details on this, and can’t because I don’t have any. The discussion went something like this: “Blah blah blah, old records, old documents, a lot of old liquor licenses, blah blah blah. Yeah, let’s destroy them.” The end.
Probably a worthy project. I would even help with this. I like to shred stuff. I also like to pop bubble wrap, but that’s another story.
This seemed like another strange item for an economic development focus group. Maybe I’m the silly one here, but I’m not anticipating a flood of economic activity being generated by the committee’s decision to shred old documents.
All was not lost. On Tuesday night there was at least one piece of newsworthiness to come out of that hour of our lives that we’ll never get back.
Platte City Mayor Frank Offutt let it be known that the city turns 175 years old in 2015 and there will be some kind of celebration--or at least an observance of some sort--tentatively set for Saturday, July 4. Duly noted.
The mayor also informed the economic development subcommittee that an anchor from the USS Platte, a former fleet oiler vessel, is available to the city. The USS Platte was a Navy vessel that carried cargo and bulk fuel to battle groups. After the mayor’s presentation about the 13-ton anchor from the aptly named USS Platte--which has been out of commission since 1999--being available, the committee recommended the city spend the $3,000 to have the big-ass anchor shipped here from New Orleans. It will require a crane to unload and place the massive object, and Absolute Crane of Platte City can do that for $800, the committee heard.
The mayor indicated the anchor will be placed in the city’s small park next to the Platte River at the foot of Main Street, which has a name but most of us only know it as the small park next to the Platte River at the foot of Main Street.
“And Platte City will be anchored for the next 175 years,” Offutt predicted.
More on this as the big day--and the big anchor--draws near.
A reader called with a great question. “Dear Handsome and Charming Editor, what is the cost of this book by Chris Kamler that you keep pimping? I want to buy a couple of autographed copies at his book signing.”
Okay that might not have been exactly how the question was worded, but you get the drift. It hit me that I didn’t have the answer at the time. Now I do.
Chris Kamler’s book when it comes out in March will cost $18.99. He is selling autographed versions online for $28.99, but maybe he’ll offer them cheaper at the book signing we’re planning to host somewhere in Platte County.
Memo to Chris: I know we haven’t yet set a date for your March book signing in Platte County. Please duly note the dates of the Big 12 Tournament and let’s not schedule your book signing to conflict with those days. I’m planning on having a nasty cold that weekend and will be unavailable.
It has been great to have the skills of assistant editor Valerie Verkamp back on The Landmark news beat the past couple of weeks. If you missed her byline there for a bit, it’s because Valerie was enjoying a winter-time tropical vacation to an undisclosed location.
While at the beach, Val was stung by a jellyfish not once but twice. There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that her boss back at The Landmark ordered the attack by the squishy fish assassin as some sort of payback for leaving him temporarily overworked.
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TAXING ENTITIES SHOULD
TAKE NOTE OF ETHICS RULING; COUNTY AUDITOR IN A
BUTT HURT KIND OF MOOD
Occasionally it becomes time to clean out my news notebooks, review those sticky notes attached to my desk and place any news nuggets into this column space before I forget to get them distributed to the fine readers of this newspaper.
This feels like one of those weeks, so we’ll do some of that right now.
It will be very interesting to see the “agreement” that the Park Hill School District is signing with the Missouri Ethics Commission after the ethics agency has ruled the school district crossed the line from informational to advocacy during its tax levy increase campaign last spring.
I did get a kick out of the way a Park Hill newsletter distributed last week tried to spin the news that the district had been found in violation. The newsletter worded it this way:
“The Missouri Ethics Commission found that most of the communications the district produced about the levy were informational and did not cross the line into advocacy.”
That’s what you call putting a positive spin on a negative situation. That’s what PR people are paid to do, I suppose.
The school’s newsletter continued:
“When we communicated with the community about the levy, we believed we were carefully following the law about elections, which says we can only use public funds for information, not advocacy.”
And then I found this next sentence very interesting:
“We are grateful that our agreement with the commission provides more guidance for us and for other districts so we can be sure not to make any mistakes.”
The last sentence seems to indicate Park Hill believes other school districts do similar things and haven’t yet been called on the carpet for it by the ethics commission. That may be true but of course that’s not an excuse for crossing the line.
Remember at Platte County R-3 in 2012 when volunteers for the Vote Yes campaign were handing out Vote Yes cards on school grounds in the parking lots at the schools on election day in support of a tax levy increase question? And the Vote Yes committee at that time was also using the Platte County R-3 central office as a collection/drop-off point for their contact lists, etc. R-3 officials at the time told me they didn’t see this as a violation. Something tells me the folks at the ethics commission may have advised them to handle that a little bit differently.
We’ll know more once we’ve seen the “agreement” being penned between the ethics commission and Park Hill, but early indications are school districts should take the Park Hill ruling as a message that they need to be more careful about staying on the “informational” side and not crossing over to “advocacy” side. It’s flat wrong to use taxpayer funds and taxpayer property to campaign for something that not all taxpayers are in favor of, quite obviously. Both the Park Hill levy question and the R-3 levy question were soundly defeated despite the alleged crossing of the line into advocacy.
Let’s see if the lines of separation are a little clearer during the R-3 campaign this spring.
Dining options in downtown Platte City have been sliced considerably with the unfortunate closing of Chaz 325 the first of this month. The restaurant, located across from the courthouse, has received decent reviews in community conversation. A sign on the door says that “due to a death in the family” the business is closed until further notice. The sign was posted two weeks ago, which is fueling speculation that the closing might be more than a temporary thing.
Kevin Robinson, the county auditor who many sources have confirmed likes to refer to himself as the county’s chief financial officer while he is slurping wine at political events, couldn’t answer my question directly but through some Between the Lines deciphering of Robinson’s code it appears the 1.5% employee pay increase across the board and additional $87,000 to go toward sheriff’s department officers will cost taxpayers about $306,000 in the 2015 budget.
Based on our email exchanges during which he went to great lengths to avoid directly answering any question I asked him, Robinson is in a butt hurt kind of mood. Robinson seems bothered that the county commission’s proposed budget had significant changes from his recommended budget. That must have been a blow to the auditor’s wine-friendly ego. It’s almost as if he’s not really the county’s chief financial officer.
In addition to lowering some of his revenue projections, commissioners went with a 1.5% employee pay hike instead of Robinson’s recommended 3%. This resulted in the auditor’s feelings being hurt and, with his wife still on the county payroll thanks to some friendly DWI prosecutors, also resulted in a 1.5% lowering of Robinson’s potential household income.
For the record, someone might want to give the auditor a memo that, by statute, commissioners are the chief budget officers for the county.
Platte City’s water system is pretty leak-free, comparatively speaking. It was reported at a public works subcommittee meeting last week that the city’s system loses 9% of water. By “water loss” they mean unaccounted for water that leaks out of the system before making its way to customers.
Leaks develop in lines underground in every system known to man.
“Below 10% loss is considered a well-operating system,” DJ Gehrt, city administrator, tells me.
The city will continue to perform a leak check program to reduce the rate of water loss even further, Gehrt indicated.
Lt. Al DeValkenaere is observing his sixth year with the Platte City Police Department. The experienced and multi-talented DeValkenaere has had a positive impact on the local police department.
From a media point of view, I can tell you he is easily accessible and transparent with public information, in stark contrast to some previous local police officials who treated public information like it was CIA-classified.
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SOME BELLY LAUGHS
How was your New Year’s holiday?
I’m easily entertained, so one of my highlights was a game introduced to me by Kurt Foley, former Landmark facilities manager now Washburn student/Topeka banking magnate. The game is known as Cards Against Humanity. It’s a multiplayer game using cards. It is available as a free download that players can print off to create their own cards and also available to purchase in published hard copy. Being the high rolling banking tycoon that he is, Kurt has the published hard copy. This game is very politically incorrect, so if you are faint of heart or are easily offended this game isn’t for you. If you like to turn a phrase and realize that the game cards are just words on cards not meant to be taken seriously, this game might have you laughing until your sides hurt. It did me.
To start the game, each player draws 10 white "answer" cards. One randomly chosen player begins as the Card Czar, and plays a black "question" card. The Card Czar reads the question out to the group. Each player answers the question by passing one white "answer" card, face down, to the Card Czar. The Card Czar shuffles all of the answers, reads them out loud in a humorous fashion, and picks his favorite. Whoever played that answer gets to keep the Black Card as one Awesome Point. After each round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, and every player draws back up to 10 cards. Hearing the often politically incorrect answers being read aloud is a hoot.
The development of Cards Against Humanity originated from a successful Kickstarter campaign, the same type of campaign our man Chris Kamler used to fund his upcoming book. Cards Against Humanity has received acclaim for its simple concept backed up by its satirical, mature content. Its title references the phrase "crimes against humanity” to reflect the nature of its content.
Again, if you’re easily offended, don’t play this game. If you’re not, you’ll get many laughs. Good times.
Our Rambling Moron columnist Chris Kamler has a book coming out, with a tentative release date of early March. His book is titled The Silence, The Series and The Season of Sungwoo. As you likely know, the book is centered upon the most recent Royals season--with the incredible post-season that it was--and the adventures of Sungwoo, a resident of Korea and a Royals superfan who made the trip to America to see his beloved team in action. Chris has been kind enough to share a draft of his book with me. Let me confirm a most important bit of news: my name gets mentioned. Which of course means the book is worth purchasing.
Once the book arrives, watch this newspaper for a book signing event The Landmark will help host somewhere in Platte County, with Chris available to put his autograph on books, babies and body parts.
For more information about his book, I stole this update Chris Kamler posted on his Facebook page. If you want to stay up to date, follow him on Twitter @TheFakeNed or befriend him on Facebook. Here’s the update from the mouth of your favorite Royals book author:
“Hey everybody, I owe you a book update! Well, I just now sent the draft manuscript (even I'm talking like an author now) to the final editor for his final edits. That should be back early next week. Then I give it one final once over and "lock" the book.
“We're also working on the cover art, which should be done in the next couple of days, hopefully.
“Behind the scenes, I'm getting some things like accounts created at Amazon so I can sell the book and some accounting things set up.
“All of this is leading up to a March 1 drop date for the book. I still have to get confirmation for that from the printers - but we are ON TARGET at this point.
“I've had a number of folks read through the mostly finished book. The reviews have been pretty positive so far. There may even be a few laughs and a few tears. (Kind of like the Royals season.)
“I cannot thank everyone enough for their help. From the Kickstarter backers to those of you who have expressed interest in the book when it comes out in March to those of you helping with pictures and artwork and editing. It has taken a village to make this thing and I'm just so blessed to have all of you helping.
“Stay tuned. I'll let you know what the book cover looks like here FIRST.”
Parkville hasn’t yet filled its open alderman spot. The board will continue to operate in player down mode for another week or two.
Las Vegas oddsmakers have established Doug Wylie as the favorite to get the appointment. We’ll keep you posted.
Giving across-the-board COLAS to government employees is like handing out participation ribbons.
Hope you’ve noticed our new columnist, the distinguished Paul Wilson, on page A-3. Paul’s often light-hearted angle is to give you a glimpse of the Weak in Review. Yes, that’s spelled weak. It’s an off the wall look at some of the recent news highlights and lowlights. I think you’ll enjoy it.
Paul is a former Sprint refugee who is now a freelance writer, artist, bon vivant, man about town, consultant to world leaders and, like all Landmark staffers, a friend to the common man. Paul lives in the Kansas City metro area. You can find him on Twitter and Facebook.
(You can find Foley at 252 Main in Platte City or on Twitter @ivanfoley, on Facebook at facebook.com/ivan.foley, and if he’s getting in touch with his feminine side, on Instagram and Snapchat. Email email@example.com)
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