by C.K. Rairden
'Take A Memo' takes notes during KCs
TAM gives you five reasons the Ravens wont repeat,
and TAM channel surfs the other NFL games.
To the NFL from the KC Chiefs
Can we schedule the Redskins three more times this season?
To Larry, Moe and Curly (I.E. The Three Stooges)
Apologies for comparing Mike Stock, Kurt Schottenheimer
and Jimmy Raye to you guys. Thats an insult.
To the Chiefs equipment guys
Just because bell bottoms and fat chicks are back in
style doesnt mean tear-away jerseys are back in
vogue. Both Gonzo and Larry Parkers jerseys were
torn wide open in the first half.
To the Chiefs offense
Seven straight scoring drives, 543 total yards, 45 points
and 29 first downs. I know it was the Redskins but that
To RB Priest Holmes
Hope you enjoy your AFC offensive player of the week
award, you earned it.
To KR Dante Hall
You are allowed to take a knee and a touchback on kick-offs
into the endzone.
To QB Trent Green
21 of 26 for 307 yards and 3 TDs equal a 154.33
QB rating. KC fans will now give you a one-week reprieve.
To the Chiefs defensive line
Sooner or later you are going to need to get some pressure
on an opposing QB without the blitz.
To Special Teams coach Frank Gansz, Jr.
Your kick and coverage teams arent special at all,
improvement is needed.
To KC TE Tony Gonzalez
Finger roll, perhaps?
Redskins new team slogan suggestions
Dream the dream; O and sixteen.
Dan Snyder was never this bad at running the team.
Hey Marty; Any more relatives?
Five reasons the Ravens wont repeat
Had this last week, but wanted to wait until Baltimore
won another game-
5) HBO special Hard KnocksDoes anyone love their
own voice as much as Brian Billick does? That was a big
4) SiragusaToo old, too fat to make it 16 games
and the playoffs.
3) Defensive secondaryDoes that defense have a
weak link? It does now.
2) Elvis GrbacThe bizarro Dilfer. Makes mistakes
that cost you games.
1) Jamal LewisNo running game, no Super Bowl.
To the Cincinnati Bengals
To the Indianapolis Colts
At least you only play in Foxboro once a season. That
makes six straight losses for Indy in that dump.
To the AFC West
Thats not a misprint, the Chargers are on top in
To the Denver Broncos
Eddie hands of stone Kennison aint
no Ed McCaffrey.
To the Washington Redskins
From KC Chiefs fans, thank you-just what the doctor ordered.
To the NFL
Why are the Dallas Cowboys on twice this season in prime
To the NFL
Why are the Washington Redskins on three times in prime
time this season?
To the NFL
Why do you have the Redskins and the Cowboys playing
each other on Monday Night Football?